Zakhugfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous capybara.

Zakhugfun created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakhugfun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakhugfun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zakhugfun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zakhugfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.