Lun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving beaver.

Lun created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lun, it will manifest in front of you.

Lun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lun.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not chop down trees.