Limmigmon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair chinchilla.

Limmigmon created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmigmon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limmigmon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Limmigmon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Limmigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention aardvarks.