Vincudcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Vincudcun created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vincudcun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vincudcun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vincudcun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vincudcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Vincudcun on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the east.