Sinnelarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm dryad.

Sinnelarp created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnelarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sinnelarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sinnelarp's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sinnelarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Sinnelarp.

3. Put Sinnelarp first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Sinnelarp's name in vain.