Gudflapfad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent centaur.

Gudflapfad created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudflapfad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudflapfad, it will think nothing of it.

Gudflapfad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gudflapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never jump near squirrels.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gudflapfad on top of all buildings.