Gonbutcet is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish
badger.
Gonbutcet created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gonbutcet, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gonbutcet, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Gonbutcet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Gonbutcet's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
2. Always help snails.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. You must love Gonbutcet.
5. Feed all hungry nematodes.