Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish butterfly.

Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub, it will turn you into a rat.

Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weelabnuttgepjenbogfitgub.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.