Yikcedril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate weasel.

Yikcedril created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikcedril, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yikcedril, it will not invite you to parties.

Yikcedril's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yikcedril's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yikcedril.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lemons to pigs while wearing green boots.