Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking cat.

Flig created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never run in the presence of badgers.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill doves.