Zakmingar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain salamander.

Zakmingar created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakmingar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakmingar, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zakmingar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zakmingar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Zakmingar on top of important buildings.