Watdaggig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome cat.

Watdaggig created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watdaggig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Watdaggig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Watdaggig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Watdaggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Watdaggig's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must love Watdaggig.

5. Do not stand on grass.