Somart Flisnelraw is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying camel.

Somart Flisnelraw created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somart Flisnelraw, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Somart Flisnelraw, she will torture you forever.

Somart Flisnelraw's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Somart Flisnelraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not kill ducks.