Minquillkik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate cat.

Minquillkik created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Minquillkik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minquillkik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minquillkik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Minquillkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Minquillkik.

2. Minquillkik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear fawn stockings.