Gudfemgad is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful
pigeon.
Gudfemgad created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudfemgad, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gudfemgad, it will cry a lot.
Gudfemgad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Gudfemgad's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Gudfemgad.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never talk about ants.
4. Do not wear pink clothing.
5. Do not covet oxen.