Gudfemgad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful pigeon.

Gudfemgad created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfemgad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudfemgad, it will cry a lot.

Gudfemgad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gudfemgad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gudfemgad.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.