Budnibcabrow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent squirrel.

Budnibcabrow created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budnibcabrow, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budnibcabrow, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Budnibcabrow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Budnibcabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budnibcabrow.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention capybaras.