Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive gnu.

Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak, he will turn you into a snail.

Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lopkadyart Flanligrak Rullsugcissbomranhak eight times a day.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at nebulae.