Kembot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome dog.

Kembot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kembot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kembot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kembot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kembot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never sing in the presence of moths.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always look after injured sharks.