Tamabnib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet sheep.

Tamabnib created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamabnib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tamabnib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tamabnib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tamabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamabnib.