Watfemhubrulnuttflis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind grasshopper.

Watfemhubrulnuttflis created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfemhubrulnuttflis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watfemhubrulnuttflis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Watfemhubrulnuttflis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Watfemhubrulnuttflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Watfemhubrulnuttflis must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the south.