Gomjipfig is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless
crane.
Gomjipfig created an atom four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gomjipfig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gomjipfig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gomjipfig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Gomjipfig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair indigo.
2. Gomjipfig must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Run away if six frogs approach from the east.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.