Ditgunbassnul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful scorpion.

Ditgunbassnul created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Ditgunbassnul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ditgunbassnul, she will turn you into a frog.

Ditgunbassnul's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditgunbassnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Ditgunbassnul on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never hurt otters.