Godfotkem Titwabjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic cow.

Godfotkem Titwabjab created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfotkem Titwabjab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godfotkem Titwabjab, he will think nothing of it.

Godfotkem Titwabjab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Godfotkem Titwabjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Godfotkem Titwabjab.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Put Godfotkem Titwabjab first in all things.
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