Fobflyster is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless hippopotamus.

Fobflyster created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobflyster, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobflyster, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fobflyster's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fobflyster's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange mice for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
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