Sugfednil is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast wasp.

Sugfednil created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfednil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugfednil, she will ignore you.

Sugfednil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sugfednil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.