Kingilgub Flagyimmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive hippopotamus.

Kingilgub Flagyimmot created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kingilgub Flagyimmot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kingilgub Flagyimmot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kingilgub Flagyimmot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kingilgub Flagyimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Run away if seven doves approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.