Himneljab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful horse.

Himneljab created light two years ago.

If you believe in Himneljab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himneljab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Himneljab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Himneljab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce in the presence of bats.