Vabsandran is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited penguin.

Vabsandran created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsandran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabsandran, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabsandran's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vabsandran's Holy Commandments

1. Vabsandran must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Never look at moons.