Ven is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful parrot.

Ven created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ven, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ven, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ven's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Ven first in all things.