Fabwanneg is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, witty
tapir.
Fabwanneg created vertebrates six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fabwanneg, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fabwanneg, he will turn you into a rock.
Fabwanneg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Fabwanneg's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Never hurt eagles.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabwanneg.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.