Fabwanneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty tapir.

Fabwanneg created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabwanneg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabwanneg, he will turn you into a rock.

Fabwanneg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fabwanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabwanneg.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.