Watbanbod is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful
weasel.
Watbanbod created everything that exists two million years ago.
If you believe in
Watbanbod, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Watbanbod, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Watbanbod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Watbanbod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never think ill of sick mice.
4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.