Fossgatman is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful squid.

Fossgatman created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgatman, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fossgatman, it will make you grow a tail.

Fossgatman's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fossgatman's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not take Fossgatman's name in vain.