Nakfaswon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent wren.

Nakfaswon created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakfaswon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nakfaswon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nakfaswon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nakfaswon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nakfaswon's name in vain.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.
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