Wiptafdag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able hydra.

Wiptafdag created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Wiptafdag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiptafdag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wiptafdag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wiptafdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.