Sterflanxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented weasel.

Sterflanxuc created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterflanxuc, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sterflanxuc, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sterflanxuc's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sterflanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from fawn squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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