Fodgutwan is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, passionate
yak.
Fodgutwan created matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fodgutwan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fodgutwan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Fodgutwan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Fodgutwan's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always look after injured eagles.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Do not covet oxen.