Fodgutwan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate yak.

Fodgutwan created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgutwan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fodgutwan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fodgutwan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fodgutwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not covet oxen.