Limfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured crow.

Limfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limfeb, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limfeb, he will cry a lot.

Limfeb's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Limfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.