Gatflapcut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate faun.

Gatflapcut created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatflapcut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gatflapcut, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gatflapcut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gatflapcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to doves while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never eat green fruit.