Genlarpcebyogyokaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent horse.

Genlarpcebyogyokaf created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlarpcebyogyokaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Genlarpcebyogyokaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Genlarpcebyogyokaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Genlarpcebyogyokaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Genlarpcebyogyokaf on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Genlarpcebyogyokaf.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.