Dogvidsandsad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident ant.

Dogvidsandsad created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogvidsandsad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogvidsandsad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dogvidsandsad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dogvidsandsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. You must love Dogvidsandsad.