Kadnarnan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable naga.

Kadnarnan created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnarnan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadnarnan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kadnarnan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kadnarnan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadnarnan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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