Safdinpad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty penguin.

Safdinpad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdinpad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safdinpad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Safdinpad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Safdinpad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Safdinpad's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.