Vilbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional troll.

Vilbud created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vilbud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vilbud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vilbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vilbud's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.