Rutgoflibgess is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty butterfly.

Rutgoflibgess created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutgoflibgess, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutgoflibgess, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rutgoflibgess' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rutgoflibgess' Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from cyan aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair green.