Tarptailyim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient jaguar.

Tarptailyim created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarptailyim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tarptailyim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tarptailyim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tarptailyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.