Weehenflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy dog.

Weehenflis created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehenflis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weehenflis, she will strike you with lightening.

Weehenflis' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Weehenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Do not take Weehenflis' name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.