Dodmiting is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witty horse.

Dodmiting created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodmiting, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodmiting, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dodmiting's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dodmiting's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Dodmiting loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Dodmiting three times a day.

5. Never hurt rats.