Minflowyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced squid.

Minflowyog created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minflowyog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minflowyog, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Minflowyog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Minflowyog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight manatees approach from the north.

2. Put Minflowyog first in all things.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Minflowyog on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.