Rullargbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish shrew.

Rullargbim created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullargbim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullargbim, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rullargbim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rullargbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. You must love Rullargbim.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.