Pitmotzim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless pigeon.

Pitmotzim created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitmotzim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitmotzim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pitmotzim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pitmotzim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pitmotzim.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitmotzim.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.